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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:56
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Can a meme heal what therapy can't?
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
1.5 TB of James Webb Space Telescope data just hit the internet - theregister.com
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Astronomers see the 1st stars dispel darkness 13 billion years ago at 'Cosmic Dawn' - Space
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is Quora? Are there any tips?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Enhanced Box Score: Phillies 4, Cubs 3 – June 9, 2025 - Bleacher Nation
No way
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Which animal has the best sense of smell? - Live Science
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Has anyone been spanked by their parents after becoming an adult?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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